My name is Hurley. I'm a cat. I belong to this douchebag Jonathan.
Get it?
“Fuck you, Jon, you smug bastard.”
“Can I fit through this crack?”
Sometimes Hurley’s not that much of a dick. Like when he’s asleep.
- Kerri Breen
Last Halloween Melissa decided to buy Hurley a devil costume. It was hilarious. Motherfucker hated it.
I dunno whose foot that is but I guarantee Hurley did not ask politely before taking it. At least he had the decency to let the blood dry before dragging it into the kitchen.
